Is this close enough? ASMR

Consider supporting my work on youtube membership    / @easyasmr   or patreon   / easyasmr   thank you :) Welcome to another very close asmr video where I whisper you all the secret stuff to make you live the longest, or just sleep the most, or just drool on your hand while sleeping or just change oil in your engine, as you wish I can do. I know you have already prepared 8bags of rice, each bag weighting exactly one bag of rice. With all those calculations out of the way we can stand in a way of more important things, like the hole in your pants when you tried to bend in a wrong direction. Its ok it happens to all of us that don't do a happy rain dance when we are in need of some proper hug from Sodium-vapor lamp that make us sleep like babies even that we don't even think about it anymore. But its really like that. Don't be worried of making some heel spins around your center, but make sure its geometrical center, not center of mass since that can mess up your calculations and you can end up spinning into the earth core making all the remaining frontalbrokenteeth flips impossible or almost undoable. So if you managed to make out with that light before burning your tongue to oblivion you are all free to go and run towards your favorite fridge to unplug it from wall so that you can plug your least favorite fork into that socket and expect your unfavorite human to bjutifly fly back to the bed. now all shaky and ready for a bedtime story BBQ with a smell of burned hair between your eyebrows we can peacefully sleep, but right before we get up and slap that annoying neighbor that you haven't seen since last shovelbonk. make it clear for him that its not the first and not the last time. he should known better. good night and wonderful dreams full of no neighbors, just me, even if we are neighbors.... good morning tomorrow VladoGPT CONNECT WITH ME ON instagram   / easyasmr   #asmr #easyasmr #asmrwhispering