Fixing You... ALL of You (But It's Kinda Suspicious) 💫 Medical, Personal Attention, & Woo ASMR

Yikes on trikes, you've got a LOT of problems. Luckily, our New Year's Special is here to fix EVERYTHING you've got going on, free of charge! We'll take a detailed examination of your eyes, face, head, and tongue, before treating everything that is wrong or could potentially go wrong, with a mix of medicine & energy healing. Iridology, Phrenology, Physiognomy, Tongue Diagnosis, and literally everything else in this video is 📢 PSEUDOSCIENCE 📢 From Wikipedia: "Pseudoscience consists of statements, beliefs, or practices that claim to be both scientific and factual but are incompatible with the scientific method." This video is only intended for relaxation purposes, and I'm just an actor on the Internet. Whoa... Let's Take a Look at You ~ 00:00 – 01:01 You are the Perfect Candidate! ~ 01:01 – 03:13 Iridology Exam of the Eyes ~ 03:13 – 05:19 Physiognomy Exam of the Face ~ 05:19 – 06:07 Examining Your Head ~ 06:07 – 09:02 Tongue Diagnosis ~ 09:02 – 09:51 Treatment Process ~ 09:51 – 11:23 Trimming Your Energy ~ 11:23 – 14:27 Brushing Spray Solution through Your Hair ~ 14:27 – 17:47 Applying Solution to Your Face with Cotton Ball ~ 17:47 – 20:19 Administering Medicine to Your Eyelashes ~ 20:19 – 22:46 Dusting Your Face with Medicinal Powder ~ 22:46 – 26:43 Listening to Your Throat & Heart Chakras ~ 26:43 – 29:22 Harmonic Healing with Tuning Forks ~ 29:22 – 33:03 Plucking Malignant Energy from Your Heart with Wooden Forceps ~ 33:03 – 37:09 Administering Inoculations ~ 37:09 – 39:35 Pulling out Foreign Contaminants on Your Metatarsals ~ 39:35 – 42:48 All Over Energy Trimming ~ 42:48 – 44:56 Reviewing Your Treatment Plan ~ 44:56 - 47:42 Triggers include: soft speaking, whispering, magnifying glass, light triggers, pencil writing, up close inspecting you, woo, iridology, crinkly cling wrap sounds, ((SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY)), palpation, scissors, misting, hair brushing, liquid sounds, face brushing, blink blink blink, cotton buds, narrating actions, sticky stethoscope, guided breathing, tuning forks, wood forceps, plucking, metal forcep clicking, and personal attention. Hope y'all enjoy, have a whale of a day! :) xx Calliope ❥ What Is ASMR? From Oxford Languages: "a feeling of well-being combined with a tingling sensation in the scalp and down the back of the neck, as experienced by some people in response to a specific gentle stimulus, often a particular sound. 'ASMR is triggered by things like whispering voices, paper tearing, and scalp massage.'" ❥ I want y'all to have a safe environment here regardless of where you come from, who you love, what you look like, you name it. I don't tolerate discrimination or hatred based on attributes you can't change like where you were born, what color you are, if you have a disability, or who you love– above all, be kind to one another. We're all just people, just trying to do our thing. ❥ If you want to donate (but don't ever feel pressured to!) I have three ways to go about it: Ko-Fi link (one-time): https://ko-fi.com/calliopewhispersasmr Patreon link (monthly perks like early access videos & exclusive content):   / calliopewhispers   Throne Gifts (wishlist for props/equipment): https://throne.me/u/calliopewhispers ❥ Check me elsewhere on the Web: The Big List Of It All: https://linktr.ee/xxcalliope Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/295qW... Apple Music:   / calliope-whispers-asmr   Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0BS... ❥ Background image in Outro is “Close-up Photo of Green Leafed Plant” from user Aditya Aiyar on pexels.com, no attribution required. ❥ My equipment: Audio Recording – Rode NT1-A Microphones with Zoom H4N Recorder Filming – Lumix G85 Camera ❥ Have a whale of a day and a good rest of your night! :) #asmr #personalattention #asmrroleplay