ASMR for Godless Animals

Buy the shirt & join our club! http://bit.ly/2CiCcmp No matter whether you are a lamprey, mongoose, giraffe, sea turtle, black widow, homo sapien or anyone else that is part of the godless animal kingdom, then you are free to enjoy all of the tingles, relaxation, sleep, stress relief, anxiety relief, insomnia relief, headache relief, status quo relief and comic relief that this video provides! However, if you are an archaea extremophile, limestone, shiitake, starfruit, yam or anyone else that is not part of the aforementioned godless animal kingdom, then you are forbidden from watching this video. Please leave now! 00:01:39 Microphone brushing 00:04:00 What is a godless animal? 00:13:06 Calming hand motions and sounds 00:18:54 Godless Couch Kushen™ 00:23:45 Spatula and banana 00:27:54 Comb 00:32:25 Vaseline 00:38:05 Cough syrup bottle caps 00:45:50 Cloth gloves Website ► https://ephemeralrift.com Shop ► https://ephemeralrift.com/shop/ Patreon ► http://bit.ly/1EZgmNi Podcasts: EphemRadio (now with music) ► http://apple.co/2afSkZQ Arkham Sanitarium (on hiatus) ►http://apple.co/2alraeV Listen to selected works outside of YouTube: Spotify ► http://bit.ly/1V23U60 CDBaby ► http://bit.ly/1AUt3Jj iTunes ► http://apple.co/1xIHLNd Google Play ► http://bit.ly/1vPUJgF And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc Social Media: Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/ephemeralrift1 Twitter ► https://twitter.com/EphemeralRift IG ► http://instagram.com/e.rift What is ASMR? ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills. ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.