ASMR Cow Spaceship Exit Exam | Alien Tools | ASMR Sitcom 🚫🐄

Hellloooo NOT COWSS! It's been a while, huh? I'm so very excited to roll out OFFICIAL NOT COW MERCHHH ✨ Worked together with Inviz to create some really neat designs at a low cost so all of you can let those aliens know you are not a cow, and in fact, a human. So do not abduct 👍 Merch 🚫🐄✨ : https://inviz.tv/collections/amy-kay-... I tried to make this one seem more like a weird 70's sitcom episode. If the aliens felt awkward and inhuman, well then I've succeeded! 0:00 Aliens are confused (again) 2:11 It's Broodmother/Trillian! (audience applause) 5:30 Broodmother clears up the misunderstanding (not really) 7:58 Blorpkon Exit Rite? 8:55 Famous delicacy (eat it or you will disappoint them) 11:20 Searching for the human brain (up close ) 13:17 washing your top fur with flibbernox slime 18:01 examining your face (part of brain?) 18:55 Face washing w/ Snarblax 22:28 Xylplik for decontamination/ cleansing? 25:48 Checking your ears for zorblats (ear cleaning) 30:05 Soothing your orbitals 32:40 The drinking of Blorpkon slime 34:15 Trillian looks over their work Instagram: AmyKayASMR (for random selfies and irl Amy Kay stuff) Twitter: AmyKayASMR (for my unfiltered thoughts) TikTok: @AmyKayASMR & @AmyKayASMRFast (this is just me goofing off) Merch 🚫🐄✨ : https://inviz.tv/collections/amy-kay-... Brands & Sponsors : [email protected] Other business matters (I don't do customs) : [email protected] Become a Patron to help fund all my props and costumes! :)   / amykayasmr   Thank you to all my Patrons!! I livestream ASMR style D&D w/ even more ASMRtist's most Mondays 7pm PST/ 10pm EST on this Youtube channel here!:    / @rollforrelaxation4255   For those who want to support me but would rather not use Patreon, Throne is like an amazon wishlist but safer 🙂 : https://throne.me/u/amykayasmr (_ _ ) Zzz z Good Night! ☆