ASMR Crystal Surgery for Detoxing & Clearing Your Energy | Soft Spoken Pseudoscience RP

I've done many pseudoscience-type videos in the past, but none of them were so intricate and detailed as the procedures outlined in 'Crystal Surgery'. I was surprised at how involved the whole process was when I researched, and I did my absolute best to deliver while making accommodations for myself & what equipment I had. My main source of resource was from a channel called 'Crystal Surgery and Crystal Healing Techniques', found here:    / @crystalsurgeryandcrystalhe1735   Crystal Surgery calls for specific crystals (and often they are of high expense) and specific procedures, and it wasn't possible to follow everything to a tee. This is going to be one of those more loose interpretations with the general spirit. Crystal Surgery is a 📢 PSEUDOSCIENCE 📢 From Wikipedia: "Pseudoscience consists of statements, beliefs, or practices that claim to be both scientific and factual but are incompatible with the scientific method." This video is only intended for relaxation purposes, and I'm just an actor on the Internet. Introduction ~ 00:00 – 03:15 Discussing Procedure ~ 03:15 – 04:57 Calming You & Your Energy with Feather ~ 04:57 – 08:20 “Sweeping” with Quartz ~ 08:20 – 13:25 Opening Your Chakras ~ 13:15 – 18:03 Siphoning Your Stress with Selenite ~ 18:03 – 21:24 Starting Detox with Crystals ~ 21:24 – 22:30 “Pricking” Your Energy ~ 22:30 – 25:06 Clearing/Sweeping Your Energy with Crystal ~ 25:06 – 26:50 Scrubbing Your Energy ~ 26:50 – 28:32 Cleaning & Scooping Your Energy ~ 28:32 – 30:21 “Gridding” with Crystal on Face ~ 30:21 – 34:53 “Pressing” with Crystals Along Face ~ 34:53 – 36:34 “Sweeping” Over Your Face ~ 36:34 – 38:11 Energizing You & “Gridding” ~ 38:11 – 43:40 Taking Off Crystals & Ending Session ~ 43:40 – 45:35 Final Bits ~ 45:35 - 47:14 Note! The problem with working with a black background is oftentimes one cannot see if their black foam-topped microphones are in the shot or not lmaooo. Another problem with black backgrounds (and also dark hair) is when your stupid psoriasis acts up, IT ACTS UP. Damn this winter lol Hope y'all enjoy, have a whale of a day! :) xx Calliope I want y'all to have a safe environment here regardless of where you come from, who you love, what you look like, you name it. I don't tolerate discrimination or hatred based on attributes you can't change like where you were born, what color you are, if you have a disability, or who you love– above all, be kind to one another. We're all just people, just trying to do our thing. ❥ If you want to donate (but don't ever feel pressured to!) I have two ways to go about it: Ko-Fi link (one-time): ko-fi.com/calliopewhispersasmr Patreon link (monthly perks like early access videos & exclusive content): patreon.com/calliopewhispers ❥ Check me elsewhere on the Web: The Big List Of It All: https://linktr.ee/xxcalliope Twitter: @xx_calliope TikTok: @xx_calliope Instagram: @xx_calliope ❥ Frequently Asked Questions: “Why do you ask for a preferred name & address?” While I'm a cisgender woman, I'm very aware of my audience having members that don't use their 'legal' names (I'm one of them) and use specific pronouns, or are questioning their names and given pronouns. It's just common courtesy to make everyone more comfortable here. Even if it doesn't apply to you, it may apply to others and makes the world of difference. “Why do you ask for consent to touch (even if it's a given)?” Coooommon courtesy; big thing with me. I hate being touched by anyone I don't know, but being asked even if I know I'm going to have to anyway is much more comfortable than someone putting their paws on me without warning. Common courtesy. “Is your name really Calliope? How do you say it?” Yup. It's pronounced Ka-Lie-Oh-Pee, not Kal-Ee-Ope. ❥ Channel intro created by Bearded Audio ASMR (   / @beardedaudioasmr  ) :) background image is “Close-up Photo of Green Leafed Plant” from user Aditya Aiyar on pexels.com, no attribution required. ❥ My equipment: Audio Recording – Rode NT1-A Microphones, 3Dio XLR Binaural Microphone, Blue Yeti Microphone, Roland CS-10EM Binaural Microphones Filming – Lumix G85 Camera ❥ Like & comment if you enjoyed this video, subscribe if you want to see more! ❥ Thanks for watching, have a whale of a day! :) #asmr #asmrpersonalattention #asmrroleplay