Weird ASMR Soft Spoken Questions

I answer to my ASMR tag callings in a soft spoken manner. Ignore my annoying laughter. I is tired. :) Lets get together in real life eh? Facebook me if ya wanna:   / ashliewhispersunicorn   Paypal me if ya wanna: https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/web... Ashlie WhispersUnicorn PO Box 853 Arvada, CO 80001 Check out Vince/ MyMiridion    / mymiridion   1. Would you rather change sex every time you sneeze, OR not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin? 2. Would you rather scream bloody murder whenever you tried to laugh or loudly vocalize strange moans when you experience ASMR? 3. Would you rather have all of your meals pre-chewed for you by someone else then fed to you like a bird for the rest of your life but get to eat anything you want, or be forced to eat your least favorite food for every meal for the rest of your life? (With all necessary life sustaining nutrients supplemented of course) 4. Would you rather be stuck in a movie theater where it smells like cheese and onions by yourself or be stuck with babies crying, kids talking and texting? 5. Would you rather urinate yourself every time you hear a bell ring or faint every time a hot girl speaks to you? 6. Would you rather the Philadelphia Eagles win the Super Bowl this upcoming season, but then become a terrible team for the following 30 years, OR would you rather they were a top 5 team every year for the next 30 years, but would never win a Super Bowl in that span? 7. Would you rather be triggered only by someone slapping your butt cheeks against a slice of ham, or be triggered only by the sound of an old lady giving birth? 8. Would you rather have to run for the rest of your life or never walk again? 9. Would you rather be forced to watch every single book you've ever owned burn before your eyes, or every single video game you've ever owned burned before your eyes? 10. Would you rather fart green paint, or throw up squids every time you yawn? 11. Would u rather be friends with Amanda Bynes or Miley Cyrus? 12. Would you rather give up video games forever to be with your true love, or be forever alone but get to live and act as the main character or the character of your choosing inside of every video game you play? (You may follow the love story in the video game, but once the game is over, so is the relationship.) 13. Would you rather live in the anime world but be the only 'real life' person or live in the real world and be the only anime person? 14. would you rather be an ice cream truck driver in a country with shit weather like Belgium or serve as the president of a prestigious university? 15. Would you rather stop feeling any negative feelings like envy, jealousy etc... or being able to truly communicate to people how much you love/appreciate them, beyond mere words (some kind of telepathy? up to you) 16. Would you rather skydive from 20,000 feet directly into an erupting volcano or spend an entire night sleeping in a bed of poison ivy in mosquito-infested woods, wearing nothing but your birthday suit? 17. Would you rather be eaten by a zombie or have to eat human brains for the rest of your life as a human? 18. Would you rather live in the Pokemon world or Digimon world ? 19. Would you rather spend a day with Taylor Swift, only to have her turn around and write a song about how awful you are, or become a one hit wonder in the genre of music you dislike most? 20. Would you rather have to sleep your life away without waking up until your 99th birthday or have to have your parents follow you around 24/7 , everywhere,10cm away from you, until you die. 21. Would you rather be forced to live your life as the main character of your least favorite videogame without feeling any injury or live in your favorite video game but feel and suffer all the injuries of the main character 22. Would you rather live a very peaceful life to 100 years old OR a very passionate life and die 5 years from now? 23. Would you rather have ASMR fans find your "real" Facebook page OR your "real" friends find your ASMR Facebook page? 24. Would you rather play soccer in a video game or in real life? 25. Would you rather be a Pegasus or a Phoenix?!