Allergic Reaction to Skincare Treatment Roleplay (ASMR Parody)

This video was created in response to all the various skincare, dermatologist, makeup, etc. roleplay videos out there dedicated to creating a relaxtion ASMR induced experience. Once I saw these videos, the comedian in me couldn't resist but to make a funny response in return. It was only a matter of time. I hope no one is offended because surely we can't take ourselves seriously all of the time. For anyone out there that doesn't know what this is all about, simply search for "asmr roleplay" videos and you'll see what I mean. This was completely spontaneous, no scripting or rehearsing except for pausing myself while the recording was still active to reword certain lines or start over. It took about 20 minutes of video to get the monologue I wanted and then I simply edited out what I didn't like. I painted my face with one of my son's Crayola washable markers. I probably should redo this video as my actions and humor are quite dry, but it's not that serious, and it's meant to be like the roleplay videos out there that are relaxed, calm, etc., so I'm happy with the way it is. I plan to do a few more like this, so maybe I'll learn from it and try to do better next time. This may not even be funny. But hey, what do I care. The seed was planted and it needed to bloom.