*WORST* Fatherly Advice *EVER* ASMR

I impart my vast, expert fatherly wisdom so that those who receive my message can make the best life choices! 00:00:00 My Gift to You 00:01:47 A Common Theme 00:03:14 The Production of Offspring 00:08:05 Chemical Substances 00:12:11 School 00:14:40 Saving Money 00:17:30 Jobs & Careers 00:19:35 Paying Bills 00:24:14 Stress & Anxiety 00:27:10 Relationships 00:31:03 Starting a Family 00:34:34 Home Ownership 00:38:54 Dieting 00:40:48 Paying Taxes 00:43:26 Breaking the Law 00:45:36 Sleep 00:48:04 Exercise 00:50:09 Gambling 00:52:44 Video Games 00:54:29 Taking Advice 00:55:34 Final Thoughts & Recap Channel Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/c/EphemeralRift/playlists?view=1&sort=lad&flow=grid Listen to select audio works outside of YouTube: Spotify ► https://open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD0ljiIwxmbEzpb4onm iTunes ► https://music.apple.com/us/artist/ephemeral-rift/602599265 Website ► https://ephemeralrift.com Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/ephemeral.rift/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/ephemeralrift1 Flickr ► https://www.flickr.com/photos/ephemeralrift/ Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/ephemeralrift