[ASMR/3Dio] Oil Massage #2 | Wayward warlock imprecates victim to terrible, oily fate.

Fu fu fu... These oils will make you feel all kinds of funny sensations! - Have no fear, o weary traveller. You are graced with the presence of Zemla the ANIME WITCH from the distant land of SWEDEN who speaketh BRITISH, a peculiar happenstance, or perhaps our meeting was fated? As certainly as the sun doth set, I, the arcane and mysterious Zemla hath, using only a fraction of mine and my 3DIO BINAURAL MICROPHONE's power, produced a ASMR OIL EAR MASSAGE video for thee! Hm, rejoice! As the video begins, I announce to you my intentions. It is only fair that the hapless should know the nature of their demise. However, prior to engaging in my gruesome work, I whisper you silent curses. You experience this only as EAR BLOWING, only a fool however, would be blind to the terrible danger they are in. I take a deep breath Pray you are ready, for after my vocal spell weaving is finished I summon forth from the depths the enchanted OILS of Mörkborg! I taunt you by flinging the OIL BOTTLE back and forth, causing it to unleash a cacophony of OILY LIQUID SOUNDS. I can't help but smugly grin at thine helplessness. Ha ha! It is at that moment that I, Zemla, Guardian of the Northern Forests, begin oiling my hands in preparation for what comes next. I produce brain-splitting SQUISHY OILY HAND SOUNDS, taunting you further! At last, the time hath arrived for the ritual's principal element; the OIL MASSAGE. Quiver in fear! I begin MASSAGING your ears, and don't let up even a little. You receiveth the full extent of the oil's magic as it begins permeating thine very soul, corrupting thee further and further! Yes! Part of the ritual requires the caster to create a barrier, lest the magic wanes. You perceive this as EAR CUPPING, but once again art thou ignorant to the great threat of this sorcery! Alas, thou art but a pawn under my command! Wa ha ha ha..! I attempt recall what happens next The final part of the ritual, yes... This is... Wait, what happened here? Why do I...? No, this can't be right... [Zemla, flustered by what she is remembering starts tripping over her words as she paces back and forth nervously] Well... I suppose I should keep describing this. I... After doing some EAR CLEANING with a TOWEL and MOIST TOWELETTES, and making sure all the oil is gone I... she blushes I let you listen to my HEARTBEAT. There I said it! I put your ear right on my chest and hold you as you listen to my HEARTBEAT. Agh! [Exasperated, panting, Zemla freezes up as she realises the last part of your confrontation] No... Something must be wrong! I... - I don't believe this! she storms out of the room [Well, at least we're still alive. Allow me to finish the description in lieu of my Master.] [After Master has let you listen to her heart, she thanks you for joining her and tells you she loves you dearly before kissing you twice, I must say in a manner most unlike how she acts normally.] [You seem to be having quite an effect on her, I'm impressed.] [I digress. It is my understanding that Master would like nothing more than you to enjoy this RELAXING ASMR OIL EAR MASSAGE AND HEARTBEAT VIDEO FOR SLEEP AND RELAXATION, so if you did it is only logical to return for more.] [I take my leave, but know that Master does not wish for you to be offended by the way she acted today, she is simply... Unaccustomed to some of the feelings she is experiencing because of you. Be well now.] - Chapters: 00:00 Saying hi 01:25 Ear Blowing 06:50 Oil bottle sounds, getting my hands oily 08:25 Oil Massage 19:25 Ear Cupping, with countdown 22:55 Oil Massage 37:25 Ear Cupping 39:50 Poisoning my body with dihydrogen-monoxide 41:10 Ear Cleaning (towel) (it was blue this time btw) 44:05 Ear Cleaning (moist towelette) 47:20 Ear Blowing 49:55 Oopsie intermission 51:30 Heartbeat L 56:00 Heartbeat R 59:45 I l*ve you - Raw audio download (192 kHz): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1viPd... Will remove once I run out of space on my drive. Thanks for watching... I need to lie down (make sure to get lots of rest, sweetie).