ASMR // My Mutant Garden 👩🏻‍🌾 (Soft-Spoken/Whispered Ramble for Sleep)

Well, it’s harvest time! It’s been a while since I’ve done a ramble video, so that’s essentially what this is, with some random sounds from the barely edible disasters that my garden spawned. 🥀 I was going to suggest making it a drinking game and take a shot every time I say the word “sad” or “mutant” but you might actually truly die if you did that, so please don't. 😂 On a healthier note, maybe try to consciously release tension or take a nice deep breath every time I say those words instead? 😌 Anyway, I hope you enjoy this classic, no-frills ramble video. Did you do any gardening this year? Hopefully yours ended up a little better than mine did! Anyway, hope to see you again soon. Sweet dreams~! 🥦🥕🌶️🥒🍆🍅🫑🧅 ——— This is an ASMR video meant for relaxation purposes. Best enjoyed with headphones or earphones. Here’s what to expect: Triggers Soft-speaking and whispering mixed Random tapping on fruits and veggies (mostly naturally flowing with the talking, though there are moments of purposeful tapping, scratching, etc.) A short moment with a crinkly bag lol Timestamps 0:00 Preview 3:11 Intro 4:21 Carrots 6:40 Radishes 8:53 Bunching/Spring/Green Onions? 11:52 Bell Peppers 15:11 Eggplant 18:35 Cucumbers 22:22 Tomatillos 24:50 Shishito Peppers 26:52 Swiss Chard 30:20 Strawberries 33:02 Tomato 34:32 Korean Red Chili Pepper 37:14 Pumpkin Spice Jalapeños 38:40 Brown Jalapeños (and Atomic Tomatoes) 41:00 Poblano Peppers 42:46 Ghost Peppers, Habanero, and Carolina Reapers 46:28 Zucchini 50:59 Mini Watermelons 54:32 Other Failed Crops 56:26 Outro (with bonus business idea free for the taking lol) and goodnight~! #asmr #foryou #sleep #relaxing #asmrsounds #asmrramble #gardening #relax