Kindnapped on Christmas! ASMR

Santa Claus has whisked you away from an ordinary life in a mediocre world with plans to deliver you to a far better place where you'll live your the rest of your life in eternal bliss. But before you embark on that final sleigh ride, he offers some of that good ol' northern hospitality, and even gives you some special Christmas presents of his own! 00:00:00 Merry F******* Christmas! 00:01:16 Santa, is that really you? 00:03:04 Nothing to Worry About 00:04:17 Sorry About That 00:05:42 Tea for the Parched 00:07:20 Santa's Special Gruel 00:11:36 How & Why You Were Chosen 00:22:57 No Need for Summoning 00:24:30 For Posterity & Quality Control 00:26:51 Quick Health Checkup 00:29:39 In Santa We Trust 00:30:20 One More Bite 00:31:36 Monitoring the Police Scanner 00:33:15 A Gift for an Adventurer 00:38:35 A Gift To Shake Things Up 00:43:29 A Gift Not Worth Giving 00:46:13 A Puzzling Gift 00:52:49 A Gift Only a Dad Would Like 01:00:25 A Gift To Be Opened Later 01:06:00 This Gift Won't Stress You Out 01:07:04 A Gift for a Disturbed Friend 01:14:53 Rest Before the Sleigh Ride Ahead Channel Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/c/EphemeralRift/playlists?view=1&sort=lad&flow=grid Website ► https://ephemeralrift.com Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/ephemeral.rift/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/ephemeralrift1 Flickr ► https://www.flickr.com/photos/ephemeralrift/ Listen to select audio works outside of YouTube: Spotify ► https://open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD0ljiIwxmbEzpb4onm iTunes ► https://music.apple.com/us/artist/ephemeral-rift/602599265 Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/ephemeralrift