Smuggling You Out Of The US | Black Market Realtor ASMR

#election #asmr #usa Hi Shan-anigans!! I hope you all are having a wonderful day or night!! Does the election have you stressed!? Is your candidate losing!? Do you just not like the way that the US is headed!? Don't you worry! Here at Underground ASMR Reality we will sneak you off to a Safe Haven in one of the many other countries! In all seriousness, I thought we could use some giggles. I know we have all been stressed so I hope this give you a decent laugh. Please don't come for me in politics or debates. This is just a joke video to make people smile. I love you all. Thank you to the wonderful subs/friends/asmrtists that let me use your names for the countries you are from!! I hope you all enjoy and I love you all so much!! God bless lovelies and sleep well!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you once again to Zach for editing this video so awesomely - you can checkout his channel here:    / slyzac   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In this video there is: soft speaking, role play, personal attention, ambient sounds, tapping, paper sounds, writing sounds, machinery, metal sounds, fixing you, measuring you, face touching, and so much more!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you want to send something and have a chance to be in my next unboxing video my PO Box is: 111 S. Lafayette PO Box 368 South Lyon, MI 48178 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you'd like to take a look at my Patreon it's:   / asmrshanny   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you would like to donate to my Paypal the link is: https://paypal.me/asmrshanny ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Facebook:   / asmrshanny   Twitter:   / asmrshanny   Twitch:   / asmrshanny   Instagram: asmrshanny ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is ASMR? ASMR stands for: Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. This is just a fancy name for a tingly or calming sensation caused by different sounds/visuals that we call "triggers". Most people have their favorite type of "triggers" that help cause the sensation. Whether it be visual like lights moving, hand gestures etc. or sounds such as whispering, soft speaking, tongue clicking and more. ASMR typically will cause a tingly sensation in people that starts at the head and moves down the neck and to the shoulders. However, if you don't experience this sensation it doesn't mean ASMR isn't for you! ASMR is great for helping people calm down, de-stress, relax, helps with anxiety, depression, insomnia and so much more!!