ASMR Ultimate Trigger Collection (2,5 hours!)

Consider supporting my work on patreon, thank you ! :)   / easyasmr   Special thanks to my patrons Edith Pasquet and others for huge support there! Hello welcome. Its been a bit of time. It will take a bit of time till you finish this one. Busy life means that sometimes you just cant keep up with all the neighbors and you have to get a bit of pause of shovelmassaging them. Just to come back and slap them so hard that their head will ring like bell for two weeks just to smack them once again with block of cheese throwing it from behind the back backhanded into their wide nose making it even wider. With all this basic stuff said now I want cheese strings and slap some neighbors. Well first of all we will have to enjoy this piece in a peace. For your best relaxation I will ask you to pug a plastic bag over your head so that you dont know what is awaiting for you. Cutting your pants in halft where your knees are will make you look like idi0t so do it or not you are hexagon anyway. or pentagon. or dodecagon. please think of all the cheese strings that you want to have in your fridge and that I would eat. think of them and shout as loud as possible that even that you are piece of unicorns horn that is stuck in empty toilet roll you still love your lip balm that you never used since there are too many mice on your lawn and few of them you even mowed while you tried to not think about all the chicken nuggies. well anyway. here is that video. get in on your phone ask stranger to write a comment and then slap him so hard his own tongue will cut a 1.5mm pitch thread around his neck. screw him. and screw him into your phone audio jack so he can enjoy too. good night cheese strings CONNECT WITH ME ON instagram   / easyasmr   twitter   / easyasmr   facebook https://goo.gl/qjLgjn ___ VLOG CHANNEL    / easyvlog   ___ NATURE CHANNEL https://goo.gl/aZkJyx #asmr #compilation #easyasmr