ASMR | Worst Reviewed Dating Service | Male Soft Spoken Voice Roleplay

Welp, I am not sure why you decided to come to the Worst Rated Professional Dating Service in town, but here you are. Let's face it, you are gonna need my help if you want to navigate the complicated dating scene out there—so many types of people and more preferences than we have time to go over. Let's try to narrow down your choices and come up with a catchy profile for you so that I have a chance of honoring my 30-day money-back guarantee. "If you don't get a date, I don't get paid." That line was almost "If you don't get la*d, I don't get paid'" Not sure why I decided to draw the line there, but I did 🙃 Good luck finding a date! ►Note: I originally wrote this script for Billie Diamond, he owns the Worst Reviewed Do-It-All Medical Clinic, but I ditched the wig and changed it to this character at the very last minute. I don't know where he came from in my brain, but apparently, he is from New York or Jersey. Let's name him, leave your suggestions in the comments. 🌟Let's connect! Links to all the places you can find me: 🌟https://www.johngarancheski.com/links ►Chapters: 0:00 Just Gonna Stand There? 4:04 First Things First 7:42 What’s Your Type? 12:00 You Into Furries? 17:00 You Need A Puppy 19:55 Any Notable Scars? 23:20 Compatibility Questions 29:09 If Anybody Can Do It 32:45 Do Me A Solid ►If you haven't seen my Billie Diamond Worst Reviewed Do-It-All Medical Clinic video yet, you can go get your teeth worked on him here:    • ASMR | Worst Reviewed Dentist | Medical Cl...   ►You might like videos from these other ASMR creators: ►Rapunzel's Worst Reviewed Beauty Salon:    • ASMR WORST Reviewed Beauty Salon   ►Gibi's Worst Reviewed Make-Up Salon:    • ASMR | WORST Reviewed Make-Up Salon   ►Madi's Worst Rated Cranial Nerve Exam:    • ASMR WORST RATED CRANIAL NERVE EXAM ROLEPL...   #malevoiceasmr #asmrmalevoice #certified