Nobody lives here (very Lo-Fi)

I wish I had more time, a better camera and a mic with a good windshield. This place have so much potential to make a nice and relaxing ASMR video there. Maybe one day I'll go back and re-make this short video clip. As soon as I stumbled upon this place when hiking I strated to wonder why nobody is living there, and the answer is probably because it turned out to be too dangerous. It looks like someone decided to build a house with a breathtaking view a little bit too close to the edge of a very steep cliff. It is a pity that no one can use it :) Imagine having such a nice view while eating a dinner on the patio outside. It would be so cool. That was a very long hike, and after I got back to the city I had no choice but to book a night in a very fancy hotel. It was Christmas time and absolutely everything was packed. The receptionist asked me if I wanted to have a Christmas dinner later this day, and I agreed... I had only sporty clothes with me, my shoes were dusty as hell and my face was burned from the sun exposure. Imagine me beaten to death after hiking the whole day dressed in a bright green shorts, and orange t-shirt walking in a restaurant filled with retired people dressed in very fancy clothes :D All of them looking at me freezed with their mouths opened :D I thought to myself (shit! I expected it to be a buffet type dinner where you go in, grab some food, eat and go...) One of the weiters welcomed me and kindly asked for my room number. Then I was asked to follow him to one of the tables where already 3 gentlemens were sitting and sipping some crazy expensive wine. I said hello while sitting down. One of them answered with british accent: Enjoy your meal :) I tried to be nice and kindly asked the man sitting next to me how is his food. He responded: ''Well...It tastes as if it was made from one of the homeless people living in front of the hotel...'' The other man in front of me (probably french) smiled and said: ''That English sense of humor...''' Thanks God the breakfast was just a normal buffet. I ate my pancakes and started a new day.