Captured by a Flirty Bandit Queen! (Royal Listener • Crime Boss • Power Play • ASMR Audio Roleplay)

As heir to a troubled kingdom, you’re sent into hiding—and on the way, you’re caught by a bandit queen! For a dangerous crime boss with a roughneck crew, she seems way too flirty and friendly, what with all the teasing, pet names and promises not to hurt you and all. Maybe you two can work something out? F4A • Bandit Queen Speaker • Hapless Royal Listener • OR ARE YOU (royal yes, but hapless...? HMMM) • Kidnapping • Surprisingly Friendly • Double-Cross • Eventual Double-Double-Cross • Becoming Partners • Big Plans • Earning Her Respect • Heist Planning • Tense • Unexpected Developments • Calling You “Royal Whelp” is Totally Flirting Trust Me • Carriage Ride • Forest Ambiance • Fireplace • Torches • Forest Rain • Medieval Village • All the hits, really Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio Script(s) by: Waterway_Wordsmith on reddit, with a couple silly adlibs by me SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses Current Anonymous Cinnamon Rolls: 18 Red Velvet Patrons: Abi Colleen, Adam Mercer, Albinauric-man, Alex Price, Alonso Jones, Angel Lopez, Argo, Aric, Asexual Opossum, basil moore, Bingo Bongo, Bleh, Bookwyrm, breadfan, Brighton Sailors, Bulldog23, campaignforabetterweekend, Carter Reaves, CGWArts, Charlie Maniatopoulos, Cheese Case of Dilla, Cheezy, Chestnut Bowl, Cheyse Turner, Chino Nunez, Chloe, Cmm1001, Colin Zachau, CazyKane, Dad Bod’ Is Peak, Dav Boaby, DeadCole24, DeCarlo Salmon, Douglas Stark, DR42, Draeck, Dragoon, Ducky, E, Fancy Fenris, FeistyFae, Femur4, foiausdfasdf, GflHT, Ghost48, Gilly Gunz, Gingie, Grant Dean, I Sakaido I, IDrxpBxdies, JaggedTanuki, Jaedan Andre, Jewels, Joseph Brown, Josh, Juno, Kindred Aspirant, Krieger115, Krious319, Kyle, Lathe26, Lolia, Lostthefirstaccount, M.B. Madzzz, Medusa Celeste, Melonraid, MetalM, Michael, Midir, MonkeyMan543, MRN053, MrTimoman3, Nader ad dosry, Nestor, niper07, NO_USERNAME_FOUND, OrangeLightning, OrangeMarvin, Polarfaust, Q, Quin mullen, Restless Undead, Romeo 228, Ruki, Samuel Merrill, SebbelBasti, Selie, selyxis, Sentinel, Sleepy Seb, SomeYellowFruit, Spenser Whalen, Spooderman, Squid, Steven D, strobi100, Suplex Papi, TanukiDriver222, Thatguy-_-, ThatRandomBystander, The Explorator, The Musical One, ThereIsAnOctopus, Thesadturtle, Very Hungry Caterpillar, Victor, virt ludwig, Vshorks, WickJohn321, X, Xenowolf32, XlargeTaco Smalltaco, YellowEyePixel, Yohan, Zach Hewett, Zachary Black Velvet Patrons (Producers): A.I. Overlord, Auri, BiopticJim, Birbman, Branch King, Carn, ChaplainBald, Cyrus, david james, Delta Lead, Douglas Totally Straight Up Anonymous Yo, Dragon Prince, Eveline S., Ezequiel Ramirez, Fredrik Hansson, FøõŁ, GoodGarrett777, Goofball, Hedron, Isaiah G, Ish, JA_0505, jmax, Jordie, jow, Julian b, KiranSZN, Knighthawk, littleaggro, M3M3, Macbeef, Mike Cox, Moltor 56, Mr. Nobody, PrimeTitan, Quentin Tarantelino, Razor Cian, reed yarber, Ross, Ruby, Sam Corvia, Santiago Comid, sasafrazz, SauccySofa, Schwxn, Sean Black, Shugaurufu, skada99, Sloppy, Smokey, Steven, Supersonic94, that1otherjake, TheSleepingWildlandMan, Tomas, Travis Wharton, USNC Saratoga, VanGhoul, Virra Grayson, Yatter Glass, YoBaronICanDigIt, Zane Alexander, Zenman100, Ztech Sugar on Top Patrons (Sugars): Sugar 0_Rat, Sugar Alex, Sugar Alpacalunch01, Sugar Sparky Anthony Estala, Sugar apriliqs, Sugar ARC Blackout, Sugar B1ue 7eaper, Sugar Battlizer, Sugar Friend Beef, Sugar Beeposaurus, Sugar Big guy, Sugar Burstniart, Sugar Caliburn Reaper of the Multiverse, Sugar Castle.22, Sugar Christian Venticinque, Sugar Coffeegirl, Sugar Cole Blackwood, Sugar Crispy Donut, Sugar CyberWolf07, Sugar Daniel, Sugar daytimedrinker1, Sugar Deadwolf, Sugar Deanster, Sugar definitely not Scp-049, Sugar doexus, Sugar Dragon Princess, Sugar Drunkmonkey, Sugar Earl of Hounds, Sugar Echelon, Sugar Ethan Green, Sugar Eurobeater, Sugar FatYajirobe, Sugar Fish, Sugar Gabriel, Sugar Mama Goods, Sugar Daddy Gesoking, Sugar Grassrose, Sugar Garfunkel, Sugar Hugo A, Sugar Jake Forgea, Sugar Jason Grimm, Sugar Joey, Sugar Jordan Peterson, Sugar Keene Marlowe, Sugar King, Sugar Knifehunter97, Sugar Lars deschain, Sugar Luke Childers, Sugar Matt, Sugar MeatHawaiianSausage, Sugar Mr.Salty, Sugar mrconnorcreed, Sugar NotHarrisPen, Sugar Notsofunnyclown, Sugar Ramses, Sugar Rat, Sugar Royallight, Sugar Six, Sugar Snix, Sugar Stickyspin, Sugar Taco’s and Booty, Sugar TheTMoneyMan, Sugar Jedi YounglingSlayer, Sugar Toons, Sugar Unicornosaurus, Sugar Ventris Duvell, Sugar Vernathon Fernathon