Corvus Trims Your Bush | ERU ASMR

In lieu of Margaret's 5 minute absence, Corvus has been tasked with the responsibility of trimming and general routine maintenance of your bush. If you're one of those patients that didn't realize you had a bush to begin with, well... welcome to Arkham Sanitarium! One moment you have tentacles protruding from the lower portion of your face, the next a bush is growing from somewhere out of the lower half of your body! One moment you're human, the next a pineapple! One moment you’re asleep, the next you’re wide awake and being experimented upon! One moment you are reading these words, the next you’ve reached the end of this sentence! Etc., etc., etc., ad infinitum… 00:00:00 Observing Your Bush 00:01:24 Unveiling Your Glorious Bush 00:01:41 Post-Apocalyptic Timeline Problems 00:03:40 Examining Your Bush 00:06:19 A Questionnaire About Your Bush 00:09:46 Inspecting Your Bush 00:10:58 What's In Your Bush? 00:15:46 Spritzing Your Bush - Part 1 00:18:14 Listening To Your Bush 00:20:29 Trimming Your Bush- Part 1 00:25:22 Beaking Your Bush 00:29:12 Trimming Your Bush - Part 2 00:48:23 Spritzing Your Bush - Part 2 00:50:11 The Eldritch Bush Treatment 00:54:42 Fanning Your Bush 00:57:29 Bush Freshener Channel Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/c/EphemeralRift/playlists?view=1&sort=lad&flow=grid Listen to select audio works outside of YouTube: Spotify ► https://open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD0ljiIwxmbEzpb4onm iTunes ► https://music.apple.com/us/artist/ephemeral-rift/602599265 Podcast Links: iTunes ► https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ephemeral-rift-podcast/id1559306449 Spotify ► https://open.spotify.com/show/0mRcmWpk4bwXG8786mUrPx Amazon ► https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/9dd88d03-5d74-41a7-8f34-68080e0400ef/Ephemeral-Rift-Podcast Google ► https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9lcGhtZXJhbHJpZnRwb2RjYXN0LmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Libsyn ► https://ephmeralriftpodcast.libsyn.com/ RSS ► https://ephmeralriftpodcast.libsyn.com/rss Website ► https://ephemeralrift.com Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/ephemeralrift