[ASMR/3Dio] 耳かき Ear Cleaning in my lap | Generous gentry gently gathers.

What am I gathering? Ehe, don't worry about it~ - Generosity? Yes, I have a good story for you. But first, a word from our sponsor: ASMR EAR CLEANING 耳かき recorded on a 3DIO BINAURAL MICROPHONE by a SWEDISH ANIME WITCH. With tons of features including but not limited to: COTTON SWAB EAR CLEANING, JAPANESE EAR PICKING also CALLED BONTEN (梵天) (although only the fluffy side sorry the picking part is really difficult), GENTLE HUMMING, and RELAXING TOWEL MASSAGE. Soon in stores near you. (I also ramble a whole bunch sorry) And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming. - Timestamps: 00:00 Playing my lyre as you come to 2:05 Why did you keep me waiting so long?! 3:25 I don't know lady, what DO people do in beds? 3:35 Oh (also explaining what's about to happen to you) 4:15 Getting into optimal hugging position 5:20 Just holding you and also babbling some 10:15 Stomach music (?) 13:30 左綿棒 Cotton Swab L 17:05 Nothing weird here at all 18:15 I forget to breathe because I'm distracted by how cute you are 19:35 Regaining my composure and you turn over 21:00 I lose fifty DKP 21:45 Just babbling and babbling... 23:40 右綿棒 Cotton Swab R (but wait a second what is up with the uhhh what's uhh why's it look like that) 25:35 Why 26:25 WHY 29:00 huh 30:40 Mumbling and blah lbahl bhalbhdlhabadlh (don't listen to this) 37:35 梵天 Bonten L/R 45:25 Humming (really badly) 52:15 Thanks for standin' still, sweetie 54:40 I actually just up and leave (feat. squeaky door-chan) 56:30 Newsflash: hot liquid is HOT 59:10 DU GAMLA DU FRIA 1:00:30 Hot towel massage L/R (I mean really it's like over your head so yknow) 1:09:10 Saying goodbye but yeah whatever you know the deal - The forests of Sweden are host to a number of different creatures. One such creature is the giant troll, enormous humanoids with stone-like skin. On occasion, trolls will attack humans to rob them and, historically, sometimes even eat them. It is exceedingly rare for this to happen since the magical world is mostly separated from the normal one, but sometimes either party wanders too close and worlds meet. One day, many years ago when Zemla was doing her usual rounds, she came upon such a confrontation. The troll was chasing the human, picking up boulders and uprooting trees to throw at him. "Give back!" it shouted, shaking the ground with his voice. The human was quite far ahead, quick and nimble, he was holding something in his hand. But suddenly, the troll stopped. He shook and stirred, then he heard a voice from his left side. "What's wrong, friend?", Zemla had appeared on his shoulder. "Human took my work! My work! For king!", tears began welling from his eyes as he slammed the ground with the tree he was holding. "There there, what was your work exactly?", she gently asked. The troll took out a torn piece of cloth from his bag to show her. "Make fancy for king...", he sniveled. The cloth was beautiful, made from magical golden wool. Zemla realised he would have spent years gathering and weaving this, to put together a gift fit for a king. She realised the band on her hat was of the same material. It was a gift from her mother, and held enchantments that kept the flowers on the hat alive. Without hesitation, she cut the band off her hat and presented it to the troll, "Will this suffice?". The troll inspected the gift, and suddenly beamed with happiness. "Shiny! Fancy! Yes!", he was practically jumping with joy. "Thank you lady! Happy! Make king happy! But... flowers not happy.", he pointed to Zemla's hat. The flowers had quickly withered without the band's magic. "Oh it's nothing.", she said. "Just make sure to hold on to this now, okay? And don't worry about the dumb human, I'll make sure he doesn't come back.". The troll nodded and gently set her down on the ground before they said farewell. . . . Several moons later, Zemla was in her garden tending the plants when she heard the stomping of a troll approaching. She rose up and saw a familiar face in the distance. "Lady!", he cried out. "Gift, for lady!". As they met, he took something out of his bag, it was a handful of lily of the valley flowers. "Not fancy. Sad for flowers. Me pick for you!", he presented the flowers to her. "Oh thank you, how kind of you to remember!", Zemla exclaimed excitedly. "Say, would you like to stay for some tea?", she gestured to her cottage. The troll laughed heartily "Lady funny, me big, house small". "Not to worry, just follow me.", she chuckled. The lilies of the valley Zemla wears on her hat are nowadays permanent. But for a time the troll would keep bringing her flowers to put in the hat. Presently the troll likes to come over every so often for tea and to help Zemla with different tasks. As it happens, he also found a liking for EAR CLEANING, for which Zemla is all too happy to oblige... - Contact me for audio.