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Consider supporting my work on youtube membership    / @easyasmr   or patreon   / easyasmr   thank you :) So what I was about to say, hmm. you know, breath in and never breath out ever again. Or something like that. Anyway welcome my friends to another cooking Vladeo where we will prepare tea with yogurt and pork knee. As the most basic ingredient we need to get hold of 4tons of pure sea salt from Himalayan mountains, so we can extract two pinch's of impurities from it to realize that its not even that bad, so you sprinkle a little bit to your left eye, so that your right eye can focus on sounds more while left ear will get bit of washing with boiling tea and yogurt will be put on your knee so that neighbor will get only tasteful kicks after he tries to greet you and you realize he again want something from you for free but you cannot hear because of the salt in your nose. For that reason ask him for a shovel, quietly, gently pick it up and with all the nobility do the traditional shovelbonk from left and right top and bottom and finish it with teabagging your favorite instant tea to get rid of your throat pain while slowly running with a speed of light to your bed across the room thru all the walls ending with a slappingly beautiful brokenneckflip to your fridge. good night CONNECT WITH ME ON instagram   / easyasmr   #asmr #easyasmr