Relax with Your New Manager (ASMR)

Your new manager, who just so happens to be a former employee and collator of TPS reports at Initech, holds a meeting with you to get to know you, offer you some much deserved compensation for all the hard work you've been doing, and most importantly help you relax and experience the Autonomous Sensory Managerial Response using some simple methods, office supplies and other objects that you can find at the workplace, including but not limited to: 00:26:33 Shoes 00:33:05 Marble drink bottle 00:36:16 Briefcase 00:38:14 Stress Paul 00:42:42 The Red Swingline Stapler 00:47:47 Staple strips 00:50:19 Rubik's cube 00:52:35 Tape dispenser 00:54:05 Tape 00:56:23 Bag of rubber bands 00:57:50 Hole punch 00:59:09 Staple remover 01:00:45 Zen garden Patreon ► http://bit.ly/1EZgmNi You can listen to selected works outside of YouTube: Out now: "The ASMR Sessions Volume 3" Spotify ► http://bit.ly/1V23U60 CDBaby ► http://bit.ly/1AUt3Jj iTunes ► http://apple.co/1xIHLNd Google Play ► http://bit.ly/1vPUJgF And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc! Podcasts: EphemRadio ► http://apple.co/2afSkZQ Arkham Sanitarium ►http://apple.co/2alraeV Social Media: Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/ephemeralrift1 Twitter ► https://twitter.com/EphemeralRift IG ► http://instagram.com/e.rift What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium. ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant. ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.