ASMR // Trigger Test Fail. The Most Imperfect ASMR Video Ever

Who is ready for some goofy ASMR?! Seriously, this is easily the most imperfect ASMR video ever. Between the uneven lighting, uneven binaural sound, oh and CHOCOLATE on my face that I didn’t know was there... you’re in for a real treat with this fail of a trigger test. Which I filmed twice and still couldn’t manage to get right. Woe is me. However at least you get a glimpse of my newest little binaural friend Janky Jack! Timestamps For Your Viewing & Listening Pleasure: 0:00 intro and explanation of why this trigger test is an utter failure :) 6:45 Tapping 16:23 Ear cleaning sounds with a Japanese ear pick while rambling softly 26:04 Tunnel ears? 27:25 Sticky fingers with a lint roller 30:11 Squishy ball 34:27 Hair massage with a sachet of hair 35:33 Brushing the camera / brushing your face 36:28 Adding some trigger words into the mix- “perfect”, “that’s good”, “ok”, etc. 40:20 unintelligible whispering with mouth sounds 44:30 closing remarks lol I honestly don’t even know what more to say. I had such high hopes for my first ASMR trigger test video... but ultimately, this is what I've got for you. Welp. Better luck next time! Ok, some of it’s not so bad. There is a segment with quiet and hopeful reflections and I’m still really glad I made this video despite its deep flaws. So, there's that. ***Why the whispering? This video was made primarily for viewers who enjoy and/or experience ASMR. ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, and is a relaxing tingling feeling some people experience in response to certain sounds or visuals. Learn more here: http://bit.ly/1aeE7Qy // Virtual Tip Jar // http://bit.ly/AG-ASMR A place where you can leave me a tip if you enjoyed this video. Any and all donations are sincerely appreciated!