[ASMR/3Dio] VRCHAT LIVE | uwu nuzzles u stream (IN THREE DIMENSIONS)

!!TIMESTAMPS IN COMMENTS!! I AM NOT A FURRY (unless?) - Uhm anyway this stream was a doozy right from the get-go, I spend literally half an hour just messing around before it actually gets started. But in the mean time I played some guitar to greet you, hope some of you had a little listen to that and that it soothed you. The rest of the time I'm setting up the stream and getting the ol' virtual reality goggles ready. (in a stereotypical russian accent) We start of with the usual greetings, to be a good member of the proletariat and make sure everyone feels involved and proper in the eyes of the Soviet Union. Comrade, it is after this that we clean your vessel so it is presentable to your fellow workers, with the power bestowed upon us by Lenin himself we have thus performed EAR CLEANING upon you! (in the silliest texan accent you can imagine) Now now, before we get ahead of ourselves let's just make one thing darn tootin' sure. We are NOT having any of that commie PRO-PA-GANDA in this here fine channel. We will only have pure, American gold standard EAR MASSAGE, and shall not suffer the commie to tread upon this holiest of God-blessed soil, amen brother. (back to your regularly programmed zemla) I.. what..? Who let these two in here? Whatever, the important takeaway is that I then use my lovely BONTEN FLUFFY JAPANESE EARPICKS on you to the cheer and elation of the chat. I mix in a couple SNIFFINGS and CLOSE BREATHING AND WHISPERING to spice things up, even a few KISSES! Incredible, truly. Outrageous even. I throw in a bunch of JAPANESE ONOMATOPOEIA too, for the kicks and thrills. After this I switch to the SCRATCH -y side of the BONTEN, for some nice SCRAPING and SCRATCHING noises. The next suspect is none other than our friendly ear wax pusher (it's really all it's good for guys, big COTTON SWABS has you all fooled, I don't use them and neither should you (unless you have a medical reason to)), good old COTTON SWABS. Somewhere in-between I give you a big old SNIFFA, I mean like a HUUGE KUNKA KUNKA, we're talking SMELLING YOU, big style. After this it's back to a real cult classic, LOTION EAR MASSAGE, can I get a hearty "yee-haw!" for all the LOTION EAR MASSAGE enjoyers out there? YEEEEEEEEE- Well I do throw in some EAR CUPPING too, and at the end I clean you off with my trusty TOWEL-chan. Now we're heading into uncharted territory, as I for some inexplicable reason start NUZZLING and HUGGING and COMFORTING you, I surprised even myself. But it turned out okay I think, what with all the POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS and all the philosophical ramblings. I do remember breaking down into laughter at the youtube emotes too at some point, they're just so silly I mean look at them. Oh man I am so tired now, it's twenty past two at night as I'm writing this. I'm exhausted, good grief. Ah yes, I do lick you a little bit but we keep that on the down-low if you know what I mean hehe. Ok well, aside from the technical issues, the plentiful x-ray moments, and some monitoring issues leading to unpleasant sounds in some places (which I tearfully apologise for)... I do hope you enjoyed this little stream, it's always a special thing sharing it with you. And lessons have certainly been learned, oh yes indeed...