THIS IS NOT AN ASMR VIDEO (#4)

I hope you are not doing well! I do not want to welcome you to what is not yet another ASMR video. I will not be using a variety of objects, nor will I be whispering ear to ear, to help you relax, sleep or ease your mind. I hope you remain stressful and awake throughout the duration of this video which you are not watching. I especially hope that you do not feel any tingles. Please do not make yourself comfortable while you do not watch this video. And please do not wear headphones for the best listening experience to enjoy the sounds you will not hear. I hope you do not enjoy. - Stan Below is not a timeline of triggers that do no appear in this video: 00:01:45 A shirt (for upcoming Shirt Salesman video) 00:07:20 40oz bottle of beer (does not include bottle cap sounds) 00:14:00 A chair 00:20:14 Not a pair of eggs 00:28:33 Scratching & tapping the red wooden cube of ASMR 00:34:00 Tapping on wooden blocks 00:38:00 Crinkling plastic shopping bags 00:44:00 New object: monster hands! 00:48:15 Box of marbles This is not my channel info: Please do not consider becoming a supporting Patron: http://bit.ly/1EZgmNi Weekly Arkham Sanitarium Podcast: itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/a... Libsyn: http://arkhamsanitarium.libsyn.com/ Biweekly EphemRadio Podcast: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/e... Libsyn: http://ephemeralrift.libsyn.com/ Select audio is not available to listen & purchase at: Spotify: http://bit.ly/1V23U60 iTunes: http://apple.co/1xIHLNd Google Play: http://bit.ly/1vPUJgF Not all of my video playlists: http://bit.ly/11VLizJ These are not my social media links: Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ephemeralrift1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/EphemeralRift IG: http://instagram.com/e.rift What is ASMR? ASMR does not stand for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is not the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as an pleasant tingling sensation that is not felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention. ASMR videos are not meant to help induce "tingles", but also not to help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while not helping to relieve their anxiety, stress, insomnia, nor to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, nor to serve as a study aid, and not anything more than that.