Ape Sounds Make Relax (ASMR)

This video is dedicated to all of my fellow apes, modern apes, primates, or whatever arrangement of symbols one might use to refer to the species commonly known as "humans". As a member of the Great (or Not-So-Great, all depending upon your perspective) Apes myself, I use certain parts of my primate anatomy such as my exceptionally evolved mammal hands and vocal chords, as well as various objects created by my fellow primates such as matches and scissors, all to help other apes such as yourself relax, sleep, and hopefully experience the soothing, tingling sensation known to many apes as ASMR. 00:00:00 An Apish Introduction 00:00:45 Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera 00:01:34 [Redacted] 00:02:04 What Kind of Ape Are You? 00:08:40 The Modern Ape Brain 00:12:43 Modern Ape Trigger Words 00:25:00 Modern Ape Foot Protection 00:28:53 Modern Ape Grooming Device 00:32:15 Modern Ape Game Device 00:36:32 Modern Ape Fire Starter 00:39:49 Modern Ape Floatation Device 00:42:17 Modern Ape Hand Sounds 00:44:43 Calming Modern Ape Hand Movements 00:49:36 Modern Ape Hierarchy Insignia 00:54:41 Modern Ape Vocalizations Channel Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/c/EphemeralRift/playlists?view=1&sort=lad&flow=grid Listen to select audio works outside of YouTube: Spotify ► https://open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD0ljiIwxmbEzpb4onm iTunes ► https://music.apple.com/us/artist/ephemeral-rift/602599265 Podcast Links: iTunes ► https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ephemeral-rift-podcast/id1559306449 Spotify ► https://open.spotify.com/show/0mRcmWpk4bwXG8786mUrPx Amazon ► https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/9dd88d03-5d74-41a7-8f34-68080e0400ef/Ephemeral-Rift-Podcast Google ► https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9lcGhtZXJhbHJpZnRwb2RjYXN0LmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz Libsyn ► https://ephmeralriftpodcast.libsyn.com/ RSS ► https://ephmeralriftpodcast.libsyn.com/rss Website ► https://ephemeralrift.com Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/ephemeralrift