New Patient Full Body Medical Examination (Palpation, Percussion, Stethoscope) 🩺 ASMR Roleplay

Welcome to our little clinic! We'll get you set up with a full body exam to start your patient profile, so we know what a normal baseline looks like for you. It'll be a head to toe affair, with some dermatological inspections, eye testing, an ear exam, et cetera; down to your feet. Plus, your practitioner is a little on the chatty side, so if you like listening to rambling, that's right up your alley. Welcome to Your Exam: 00:00 Scalp & Head Exam: 02:00 Skin Inspection: 05:04 Eye Inspection: 09:48 Pupillary Response Tests: 11:38 Follow the Finger: 13:47 Direct/Consensual Response Test: 15:26 Ear Examination: 16:58 Whispered Hearing Test: 19:45 Nose, Mouth, & Throat Exam: 22:12 Heart & Lung Exam: 30:09 Abdominal Exam: 36:17 Extremity Exam: 40:18 Reviewing Your Exam: 48:03 Wrapping Up: 48:59 Our ramble topic for today is: a new paper on bipedalism in a Miocene ape! (Why ramble about something random? Typically, narrating actions would get repetitive/boring after 10–15 minutes, which leaves 30–35+ minutes of dead air, and commenters wanted more speaking, so I started talking about things I found interesting, and people were really into it, and thus it had been implemented as a permanent fixture.) I keep saying “possible bipedalism” and such not because the paper was not compelling, but more because I'm personally tentative without a 100%, without a doubt identification for the femur being of Graecopithecus and I want to see some arm bones and crania. I believe the findings, I just want to see more evidence to support it. The paper I'm talking about ('An early form of terrestrial hominine bipedalism in the Late Miocene of Bulgaria' by Nikolai Spassov, et al.) is open access, and can be read freely here: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12549-025-00691-0 A video discussing the paper by Erica of the YouTube channel, Gutsick Gibbon, can be watched here: "Actually, Did Humans Originate in Bulgaria?" https://youtu.be/M9gm0T49r0Q?si=UxVOw_3xrWsHblbg Triggers include: soft speaking, whispering, pen writing, scalp exam, palpation, face touching, crinkly cling wrap, skin inspection, magnifying glass, light triggers, eye exam, narrating actions, accommodation reflex test, follow the finger, direct/consensual response test, ear examination, otoscope, hearing test, rambling about Miocene apes and bipedalism, dictating notes, sinus percussion, sticky stethoscope, percussion, and reflex testing. Hope y'all enjoy, have a whale of a day! :) xx Calliope #asmr #asmrroleplay #asmrvideos