I MAKE THE WHOLE VIDEO RHYMING IN VERSE - ASMR Tribute - Happy Poetry Day

My Instagram: dafer.asmr Here's the complete poem I wrote (the video only includes part of it). I can't include all the grammatical symbols due to the character limit :( ASMR by Dafer Don't worry, don't be scared. It's not your internet's fault. What you're seeing is poetry, and ASMR too. I don't know if you're going to sleep or if you're going to relax. It's not like meditating, but it can still help. If a sound bothers you, or if you don't care about the noise, either way, I challenge you not to fall asleep. Taking a paintbrush or touching your face on YouTube is fine, but I don't recommend doing it on a date. If your crush ignores you, don't worry, everything's OK. It's not that they don't love you, they're just roleplaying. They always demonetize you for whatever reason. You know that? And that's something that gets on our (cranial) nerves. If I wanted to visits I'd go out in a bikini, honestly but I won't this time I've already left that life behind. There are many detractors. Reasons? Well, there are several They appear at night in the comments box. There's the one who judges you for using it every day and then that person goes to sleep in short, hypocrisy. There's the one who tries to convince you not to watch it he never gives up according to him this is very bad but he takes drugs on the weekends. Are you feeling a tingling sensation? It could be a fatal stroke or, as we like to call it a brain orgasm. Relax, we're just looking for complete peace, my brothers that's why we help each other with Tibetan singing bowls do you think ASMR artists never get angry but you should see the reality behind the scenes a few of us call each other and meet on any street that's where the hand movements are done. Sometimes We recorded, under impossible conditions. Your voice, yes, but the motorcycle in the background isn't inaudible. Don't always make sounds, it varies from video to video, you can cut soap if you don't shower that day. There are people who go to the doctor, don't know why they gained weight, then you go to their channel, 70 videos eating cheese and again the next day, there's no crackling of the fire, to burn off those calories but excuse my boldness. Who invented tags? Is that good for sleeping? Who's going to want to hear 50 things about you? If I've only heard 2 and for God's sake, I don't want to live anymore if you tell me your dog has already gone to see Saint Peter's now I feel sorry for myself. And when suddenly There's a super unpleasant sound? That even made you grumpy If I could, I'd kill myself well, I exaggerated there but one ear I started. They've already ruined it. Now there's a bleeding eardrum where I used to hear. Self-hypnosis or guided visualization? Which is better for your body? Want to know a secret? They're basically the same. And did you know that anything can become a trigger? Since everything makes noise, there's a bank of sounds that my sound isn't clean? Well, I'll say it's white noise. I'm going to upload a new tapping, because I have a little surprise taking up the entire closet. I bought 800 types of wood. I thought it was super necessary. Should I change the SEO and the thumbnail so that YouTube's algorithm will rank me. Which ranks me higher? Whispers or soft spoken? Things that go out of style, like the stress cube. Before, sound was normal, don't you believe me? Now everything is binaural, or 3D. Then 8D came, but what? I wonder if I'll do it. Who knows. And now about the 9D, I'll tell you because this is my conclusion I've never seen a lie of such magnitude Now the physical sense is normal for it to be lost There will end up being more dimensions than in string theory itself You wanted a satisfying video? Well, sorry, it's what it is There's no lab at home to make slime Do you want clicking, or mouth sound? Great ASMR artists? Or underground ASMR? A scripted scene, to find your muse? An improvised scene, like your excuses? Are you one of those rare people who looks for ridiculous things? Do you like to listen to music in the background? Maybe the beach or the rain? Is it your way of traveling and laying your soul bare? Don't you prefer an echoing voice, or an hour of reading? There are people out there who don't like to read, but amassing subscribers is their goal so they read the Bible to you, and if necessary, in Latin I don't like Dorian Gray, but my subscribers Yes, and if it makes them happy, well, I'll even cosplay them, because I do love them, and it's not a fake affection. I put an ad at the end because you don't see that way what usually wakes you up? It's not my fault, my king. This poem ends here. Deep down, it was a joke. I hope that gets across. ASMR is great. It's helped us all, with depression, anxiety, that cancer of this century called loneliness... in the end, we're here for that, and I can assure you, it can't make us happier. Well, helping you sleep is always a good sign. It's giving you something, be it peace ...