Relax with Paul - "Keeping Faith in Humanity" [ Binaural ASMR ]

Meet Paul, a middle-aged married white guy with a kid that makes ASMR videos primarily in his basement to help people tingle, relax, sleep, study, work, concentrate, decompress, meditate, escape from the horrors of the real world, you know, stuff like that. In this video (episode?) early on he talks about keeping one's faith in humanity while performing binaural (ear to ear) ASMR "techniques" throughout the entire video. He also wrote this description in the third-person. 00:02:40 A drink & a toast with fizzy root beer & ice, 00:09:09 Calming hand motions are oh so nice! 00:12:39 You look hungry, here have some rice, 00:14:16 Talking "Keeping Faith in Humanity" in paradise! 00:17:42 A rescued potato for some tuberific tapping, 00:22:00 A jar of bread & butter chips equals pickle jar rapping! (Author's note: I also eat one single pickle, so if you don't like eating sounds you may have to skip that part. I did try to keep the overall volume down during the chewing sequence so it's not too loud. Okay, now back to the rest of this video description..) 00:29:18 How about a haircut, if you don't mind? 00:33:27 Mac & cheese box tapping is so divine! 00:35:15 The leather of this wallet may just be faux, 00:36:32 Talking debit cards, it's "Financial ASMR", yo! (Author's note: Hi, it's me again. The rhyming in this description stops here because we now move on to the part of the video where I share some of our son's books, so it's very difficult to rhyme titles. Sorry about that!) 00:39:36 Took http://amzn.to/2g4Xzc2 00:41:16 Diary of Wimpy Kid http://amzn.to/2felxDS 00:41:40 Talking the amount of kids' books in today's world 00:42:06 The Enemy Above http://amzn.to/2g8bRtW 00:42:24 Captain Underpants http://amzn.to/2g6akGN 00:42:59 The Last Kids on Earth http://amzn.to/2frlKkT 00:44:44 Magic Tree House http://amzn.to/2faJ9G9 00:45:10 Frog and Toad http://amzn.to/2fFBGTL 00:45:45 One Fish, Two Fish http://amzn.to/2g4Zops 00:46:36 If You Give A Mouse A Cookie http://amzn.to/2frlEtH 00:47:08 My Friend Rabbit http://amzn.to/2g83VZI 00:48:32 The Night Before Xmas (there are better ones out there) 00:47:33 Talking book awards (ie. Caldecott Medal) 00:49:05 Hug http://amzn.to/2gutyav 00:49:18 Goodnight Gorilla http://amzn.to/2fFBJPp 00:49:34 Corduroy http://amzn.to/2eQT34M 00:49:50 Borreguita and the Coyote http://amzn.to/2guubky 00:50:06 The Day the Crayons Quit http://amzn.to/2g856Zg 00:50:45 Where the Wild Things Are http://amzn.to/2frtzad 00:51:02 Flotsam http://amzn.to/2fOXYju 00:52:12 Let's put a mystical lampshade on your head, 00:57:18 These buncha crinkly bags gonna chase away yo dread! 00:59:10 A pair of terrocotta bricks brings all the relaxes, 01:01:35 Digging around in a box full of wooden matches! 01:04:10 A mason jar bottle, 01:10:00 a roll of twine, 01:14:02 Latex gloves, 01:18:45 leather gloves, 01:24:08 Monster Hands so divine! 01:32:22 Tissue package with a slow fade-out, that's the end of this video, and now I'm out. Patreon ► http://bit.ly/1EZgmNi You can listen to selected works outside of YouTube: Out now: "The ASMR Sessions Volume 2" Spotify ► http://bit.ly/1V23U60 CDBaby ► http://bit.ly/1AUt3Jj iTunes ► http://apple.co/1xIHLNd Google Play ► http://bit.ly/1vPUJgF And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc. Podcasts: EphemRadio ► http://apple.co/2afSkZQ Arkham Sanitarium ►http://apple.co/2alraeV Social Media: Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/ephemeralrift1 Twitter ► https://twitter.com/EphemeralRift IG ► http://instagram.com/e.rift Deer Head ► http://bit.ly/2aLAw7Q