ASMR: Obsolete Assessments (measurements and predictions)

There's nothing particularly scary about this video, so consider it a bit of a rest stop, weary traveller. In an attempt to outwit "the machines" it looks like humanity is turning to good old fashioned pseudo-science. Sit back and relax, while you are assessed for suitability through the use of phrenology and palmistry. Of course, the whole point of a rest stop is that the road ahead might be rocky. And that is absolutely the case here. So enjoy this chilled video, more horror is on the way... If you enjoy this video please consider a like and a subscribe. Thank you! For exclusive content, I'm also on Patreon, you'll find me at patreon.com/SirimiriASMR #asmr #asmrpalmistry #asmrphrenology #asmrbritishaccent Timestamps: 00:00 Sorry to wake you early 04:20 Phrenology 16:40 Palmistry

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