ASMR Unlicensed Russian Barber: This haircut feels illegal...

Don't look at the floor—I don't have time to sweep today. I have 15 more people waiting, and half of them are cops who don't care I don't have a license. Today we are fixing that 'baby face' of yours. No, you can't have an undercut—your cheeks are too round for that. Trust me, I'm a professional immigrant. While I cut your hair, let's talk about that boss of yours. Why are you letting him ruin your day? 💖my Patreon, FOUR more videos per month💖: https://www.patreon.com/collection/16... Contact me: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA... 0:00 — No undercut for you! 05:34 — Your boss is a predator (Gossip) 10:30 — Why the police like me (No license secrets) 13:40 — Story about a broken heart 19:52 — Russian life philosophy: Don't give up 19:52 — Shamless self-promotion🤪

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